Scott Daniel Hyde, age 7 (picture taken April 19, 1997)

Cowboy Scott (Scott's Halloween costume - Halloween 1996)

Scott is a great kid! He has a great sense of humor. Here is one of his original jokes.

One morning when Dad asked Scott, "What do you want on your toast?"

With giggles, Scott, age 5, answered, "Traffic Jam!"

More original jokes from Scott:

Scott and I were on an early morning walk. Just as we passed a hen house, a rooster sounded a very strange crow. I commented, "That rooster sure sounds sick!" The quick retort from Scott, "Must have the chicken pox!" We both roared with laughter!

Scott was age 6.

With a twinkle in his eye, Scott asked his Mom and Dad, "I wonder if Joan of Arc is a relative of Noah's Ark?" (August 4th, 1997)

Last night (December 2, 1999) our son Scott (age 9) while playing with his Pokemon cards told the following joke.

"During their secret meetings did Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton trade Pokemon cards?"

An original poem by Scott:

Scott had to write a Math Poem for school. He has started studying multiplication. So far he has learned 0, 1, 2, 5 and 9 times tables. Below is his poem. Totally his! No help from Mom or Dad.

The Factors

0, 1, 2, 5 and 9,
all those factors are mighty fine.
You can do them on a bus,
You can do them with a fuss.
All those factors are cool.
You could probably do them in a pool.

Scott Hyde Feb 17, 2000

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